From my side of conversations with Sophie:
Take your feet off the table.
Give momma the booger. GIVE IT TO ME.
No dessert if you keep spitting.
What? You have peanuts in your diaper? No? Nuggets? Okay. Let’s go change it.
Stripey stripey shorts are in the laundry. But you can wear stripey stripey dress.
Markers are for paper. Not faces. Please stop drawing on your face.
Spit out the necklace.
Give momma the dog food.
SOPH. INSIDE VOICE.
What was that? Did you just pull a piece of rice out from your toes and eat it?
(Photo by my friend Cary. Isn’t it glorious?)